Some highlights from my Yahoo conversation with Mark:

Some memorable quotes from me in my conversation with my friend Mark today on Yahoo.  I'm on my game today...

ericlbecker2: Wait, I'll do it for them. "Mark, premarital sex is like an oleander. Sure, it looks pretty, but you wouldn't want to feed it to your dog."

ericlbecker2: Counter-argument: sex will make the hair on your chest grow big and strong.

ericlbecker2: I just want to share a beautiful moment I just had.
ericlbecker2: I was thinking "damn, I wish I had a Coke."
ericlbecker2: And I opened the fridge, and sitting right there, unmolested and somehow untouched from our bar-b-que on the 4th was an ice-cold can that said "well hello Eric, it is I, a can of Coke. I am cold and tasty and my contents are under pressure in this can so I am as fresh as fresh can get."

ericlbecker2: Well...like I said man? I'm gonna trust your judgement.
ericlbecker2: Otherwise I'm gonna start sounding like a Youth Pastor who secretly covets the 16 year old girls who've discovered low-cut tops.